30 Dirty “Would You Rather” Questions


The game “Would You Rather” is no new game to be played amongst friends and couples all over; in fact, it’s a great game to really get to know someone new too!

Whether you’re on a first date or a celebration with close friends, Would You Rather can constantly create minutes of laughter and moments. It’s consistently a good time!

Dirty Would You Questions

While a lot of people choose to keep the game clean, curveballs will throw or set new rules entirely, making plenty of room for dirty Would You questions. There’s a few things you should consider before taking the filthy course:

Style: Some people just WOn’t take well to being inquired questions that are filthy so it’s up to you to be the judge! If it’s a few pals, why not? Well, you could just want to play it safe if it’s a date that is new!

Sense of humor: Anyone with an excellent sense of humor can normally take these questions and laugh off them, as idiotic as they could get. Again, be sure to survey their character first!

Relationship: Relationships are important with this sort of game. You’ll not want to involve your grandma in such dirty talk (or maybe you would…) similarly, if this really is a new girlfriend or boyfriend, be attentive as you’d not need to scare them away!

Place and time: There exists time and a location for everything and this really is not the sort of game that should be played a nice restaurant where other patrons can overhear your dirty talk!

Now that I’ve gone over a few tips, it’s time to give you some example “Would You Rather” questions.

Would you rather…

Cuddle up in front of a hearth or light your fire during sex?
Wrestle naked in a pool of Jello or chocolate pudding?

Make whoopee in your parents’ bed or at a mattress shop?

By Chance send a filthy text to your supervisor or a sexy voicemail to your own mom?

Talk dirty in my experience over the telephone or through text /graphic messages?

Make out at the pictures or in the back seat of my car?

Tease with hot wax or with ice cubes?

Play teacher’s pets or play doctor?

Have your girl dress as exotic dancer or a sexy librarian?

Get a massage with maple syrup or peanut butter?

French kiss Betty White or Miley Cyrus?

Walk in on your own parent’s making love or ask them to walk in on you?

Be caught in the act by a cop or your in-laws?

Do it in 32° weather or in 100° weather?

Be completely covered or totally hairless ?

Take a shower that is steamy or a bubble bath?

Cuddle each day or at night?

Be on top or on the underside?

Sweat profusely in the bedroom or have insatiable dry-mouth?

Be kinky or be romantic?

Fart in the belch or bedroom while kissing?

Have your hair scrapes or yanked on your back?

Be naked in public or be a ‘never-nude’?

Have a hickey or give a hickey?

Walk in on your very best friend naked or have your best friend walk in on you naked?

Have a naked picture of you become an internet meme or be found on camera naked during a live newscast?
Consistently understand where to draw the line with your dirty would you rather questions. I’ve who they are as a person and heard some of the questions that are truly disgusting that people have asked during the game that finally led to me questioning their morals!

Don’t wait until you have a couple of drinks in one to develop questions as this will seriously impact your judgement if you plan on playing the game. Instead, have an inventory of questions prepared and ask your fellow player to do the same!